by Katie Schlientz

IntoxiKate (v):
to excite or elate foodies to the point of enthusiasm or frenzy;
to live life deliciously*

Fine Print: Side effects include gluttonous tendencies, hunger pains, food cravings, and feeling insatiable. If you are feeling any of these symptoms, feel free to indulge—all addresses to eateries are listed on IntoxiKate.com. Guaranteed no calories gained by reading, but to avoid late night trips to the refrigerator, IntoxiKate should not be read past midnight. All cocktails and craft brews should be enjoyed in moderation.

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